it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
