I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's just like the Real World with babies
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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