Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The best revenge is premature balding
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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