Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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