if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
