I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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