yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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