Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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