Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm always down for nudity.
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