sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
