his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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