That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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