Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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