Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Sober January is a disaster.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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