Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
So squirting runs in the family.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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