i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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