4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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