dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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