hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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