just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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