Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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