I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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