I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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