So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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