Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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