living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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