Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The adults are the big ones right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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