I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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