Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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