On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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