: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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