You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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