Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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