I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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