Don't you send me to vm
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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