the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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