have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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