She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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