i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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it glows. i had to have it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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