I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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