how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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