there's paper in my vomit.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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