so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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