our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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