Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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