oh god the rape fog is back!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.