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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  people would bow to what i just did to her vagina

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to

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  im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  We need to talk about our relationship.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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• (716): View more from New York

  He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage

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• (760): View more from California

  should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Why are you moving a carpet?

  (760): View more from California

  it's unimportant

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