Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"

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(410): View more from Maryland

i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.

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(407): View more from Florida

I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city

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(408): View more from California

I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom

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(613): View more from Ontario

That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was

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