Don't you send me to vm
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?