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• (818): View more from California

  I regularly think about how cool your nickname is

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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• (619): View more from California

  DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question

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• (212): View more from New York

  80% sure the drag queens carried her home

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• (925): View more from California

  Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE

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