So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.