I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE