so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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