do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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