Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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