Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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