theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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