I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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