Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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