with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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