Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
When did angry sex become our thing?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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