Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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So many bounce houses so little time
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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