thus making me awesome and them whores
It was confusing and full of hummus
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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