At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
